Gamble And Win – James Bond Style

James Bond is the symbol of refined manhood that kicks ass…literally. So how would he cope in a casino?

When we think of Casino Monte Carlo, he comes to mind. When we ponder on guns and clever gadgets meant to obliterate the enemy, he comes to mind.

• Electromagnetic Rolex
• Two Astons to choose from
• X-Ray vision

When we recall kick-ass fighting moves done in an expensive suit, he pops up in front of our mind’s eye. He is the 007, he is James Bond. He is too cool for us to even perceive… but how would he gamble and how would he win? He would use his clever gizmos, that’s for sure.

Seiko Quartz Watch and the Rolex Submariner

Here, he could actually choose. The Seiko 0674 LC is a more classical design. According to JamesBondLifestyle, it was used in the 1977 movie The Spy Who Loved Me. It could receive short pager messages, which would come in handy in Monaco poker rooms; Mr. Bond could get messages from Headquarters on the cards of other players. Ah, the Rolex Submariner… it really looks divine. In Live And Let Die, the watch was equipped with a mini-saw and an electromagnet that could technically deflect bullets. This could come is handy especially after the 007 has won the money of all the Mobsters he was playing with.

Eyeglasses

With the capabilities of these glasses, Mr. Bond would never be called “Four eyes.” He would also most probably, become a poker winner. These clever little specs have two functionalities: they can act as X-Rays and are remote detonators for a flash-bang explosive located in Bond’s pistol. With the X-Ray function, Bond could check out any cheating devices or bugs, even weapons, which could be used on him after he won. Maybe he would even be able to see through the cards. The remote detonator can come in handy when the gangsters pull their guns on him at the end of the game; the flash-bang will provide perfect diversion. Or, if he is in a pickle with his cards, he could also cut the game in half with the explosion and flee the scene.

Aston Martin DB5 or Vanquish

According to the official Aston Martin site, the beautiful DB5 possesses an elegant 282 BHP, ready to send anyone driving it straight to Valhalla, thanks to its wondrous sound and driving experience. The more modern Vanquish will, however, rip anyone’s face off with 568 BHP. I recommend leaving mobile bettingsites at home while driving these two… James Bond has to arrive at the casino in style, so either of these wonders is a good choice. It will also wash away every suspicion poker playing mobsters might have… because why would a spy want to arrive in something so conspicuous?

Single Digit Sonic Agitator

According to JamesBondMM, this awesome ring was used in Die Another Day in 2002. It was created by Q in order to be able to shatter glass surfaces around the device. It is also said to be capable of incapacitate a person. This little gimmick would be incredibly helpful if Mr. Bond was to create a diversion in order to trade cards or cheat the bad guys out of their money. He could turn the ring on, shattering every whiskey glass on the table and the windows, too. He could also use it to make his adversaries and the dealer harmless; he could grab the winnings and run!

Ericsson Mobile phone

No, he wouldn’t use this to do some mobile casino gambling; he’s out for real-time action! This phone is equipped with a stun gun, a fingerprint scanner and transmitter and an antennae lock pick. With the help of the stun gun, he would definitely have his vengeance on the gangsters trying to kill him to get back their earnings. After they’re hit with the stun gun, he could use their fingerprints to gain access to the super secret information located in the bad guys’ briefcase. Or, if Mr. Bond decided to raid the casino itself (because it was run by those very same mobsters,) he could break into the safe with the lock pick. Wouldn’t you fancy using these same gadgets during one of your poker sessions?