Your Stars This Week January, 12 – 2015

Will this week see you lucky or not? We gaze up into the heavens and tell you what the stars have awaiting you in the week January 12th to January 18th

  Aries
March 21 – April 19

Despite sharing a sign with Alec Baldwin you should be able to be cruise through this week on a minimum of effort. Be careful of sharks, particularly on Tuesday and you’ll regret hasty words on Friday if you’re wearing green underwear. Don’t ignore urgent appeals from a family member unless their life insurance is up to date. The ease of the week for you shouldn’t be tempted so steer clear of those long shots when placing a wager, stick to the short odds at Bet365.

  Taurus
April 20 – May 20

Gambling news that you share your star sign with Queen Elizabeth II will not displease you I’m afraid to say that this week it’ll be the only thing that doesn’t. There will be a particularly traumatic instance involving penguins and fruit flan around midweek and you can expect rising tides to sink more ships than they float. A long long friend will return, claim you owe them money and leave in a huff when you fail to recall this. Your lucky bra is push up.

  Gemini
Gemini May 21 – June 20

There’s no need to make a racket about Venus Williams also being a Gemini but you’ll have plenty of other things to shout about this week as stars send you on a roller-coaster of peaks and troughs. There will be good news in the financial sphere midweek but a serious personal injury of a sexual nature prior to the weekend. Your lucky number is that of the local Accident & Emergency department and you should probably keep bandages to hand at all times.

  Cancer
Cancer June 21 – July 22

It might seem magical that you and Daniel Radcliffe were both born under the sign of the crab but this week everything shifts sideways with you unable to get to grips with anything in enough detail. This uncertainty will definitely effect your luck in sports so you might want to hit the tables at Bet365 instead. You’ll have good luck with the numbers 21 and 43 but should avoid all men in yellow socks, women in pink shoes and any octopus holding a flare gun.

  Leo
Leo July 23 – August 22

J. K. Rowling is a Leo too and both of you should probably spend the week pottering about not doing much as the stars seem to indicate that any prolonged period away from home will not end well this week. However, when it comes to numbers you’ve nothing to fear so take a few chances and you’ll win big, especially on the longer odds. You will receive a message from Elvis on Thursday. Ignore him. He just wants attention and we shouldn’t pander to his ego.

  Virgo
Virgo August 23 – September 22

Funny man Dave Chappelle shares your sign and you’ll be laughing all the way to the bank this week as your luck seems to have no limits. Back your favorite team or stick a few on the horses over at Bet365 and trust your instincts because they won’t let you put a foot wrong. You will experience sudden bursts of euphoria all week and should try not to let that develop into an arrest record for public nudity. Avoid all seafood and the chemical equation 6CO2 + 6H2O ==(Light Energy)==> C6H12O6 + 6O2.

  Libra
Libra September 23 – October 22

Kate Winslet might also be a Libra but that doesn’t mean you can rest on your laurels this week with efforts being rewarded and apathy punished. Get involved and you could see real profits but sit on the sidelines and it might cost you dear. Trust any man in a polka dot bikini and a dog will show you the way to great fortune. Your lucky colour is apricot and your lucky wine rose. Do not let a friend lead you astray on Tuesday under any circumstances.

  Scorpio
Scorpio October 23 – November 21

You can stick a few bucks on Hillary Clinton over at Bet365, your fellow Scorpio, this week as your luck is bound to see her safely into the White House in 2016. Your analysis is spot on this week and careful examination of your options will always see you chose the right course of action. Romance is definitely in the air for you this week so be on the look out for an attractive person with wings. There will be some bad news on Saturday but by Sunday lunchtime this will have faded. A tattooed lady is the key to happiness, an open manhole the doorway to disaster.

  Sagittarius
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21

You might not be as hunky as fellow Sagittarius Jake Gyllenhaal but you’ll need to stay strong this week as provocation seems destined to be in your face all week. Keep calm, think clearly and you’ll be able to resist the temptation of inopportune action or words. The same should be said of your betting this week, moderation is the key so make sure you don’t spread yourself too thin. A giraffe with an umbrella will impart great wisdom but a screwdriver is a signal of extreme danger this week.

  Capricorn
Capricorn December 22 – January 19

You and Kate Moss are both Capricorn and will this week face some harsh challenges and some pleasant surprises. If you keep your wits about you there are some great opportunities but they’ll all involve hard work, and if like internet betting in the UK, check out Bet365, the chances are you’ll walk away richer, but beware, you have to think it through. Nothing good will come of angry words with a yeti but alien abduction is to be welcomed.

  Aquarius
Aquarius January 20 – February 18

Like Natalie Imbruglia, who is also an Aquarius, you’ll find yourself swimming against the tide this week but don’t be disheartened, you’ll be vindicated by Friday. Family members will be demanding but acquiescing to their requests will reward you in extra luck should you stake a few quid on your favorite team. Make sure you wager to win this week as draws are not in your corner. Your lucky furniture is a flowery patterned sofa, your lucky drink is a tequila sunrise.

  Pisces
Pisces February 19 – March 20

Spike Lee isn’t going to be breaking UK gambling laws this week but you might break the bank if you follow your nose and put some money on where it leads you. Feel more with your heart than your head this week and you’ll come out smelling of roses. Ghosts of the past may haunt you around midweek but by the weekend you’ll feel on top of the world. Your lucky glazing is double but you should steer clear of spiders wearing polo neck jumpers.