Your Stars This Week January, 19 – 2015

With the celestial progresses of the stars shaping your future we cast our eyes to the heavens to see what fate has in store for you this week

  Aries
March 21 – April 19

You might have Emma Watson as a fellow Aries but this week will be far from magical for you with a severe chance of a paper cut around midweek, a undone shoelace on Friday and the possibility you might get wet if it rains. A friend in need will give you cause for pause this week but you’ll make up for their shortcomings in due course. Don’t trust a dinosaur in a yellow pullover and avoid all places with an F in them. Your lucky fruit is mango, your lucky linguistic tense is past perfect.

  Taurus
April 20 – May 20

Andre Aggasi is also a Taurian but it won’t be him with a racket on his hands this week as you face criticism on all sides. Remember people are trying to help even if they don’t phrase it right and it’s best you count to ten before responding to the hasty words of others. Placing a wager on the horses this week should see you alright unless there’s an R involved. Your lucky ceiling is cracked and you should do everything to avoid contact with any alien species not featured on a TV sci-fi series.

  Gemini
Gemini May 21 – June 20

You have Lenny Kravitz as a fellow Gemini and this week everything really will be going your way with everything slipping neatly into place despite the efforts of others. Don’t go gambling news of your successes will calm angry co-workers but be assured that if you put a few bucks on the Super Bowl over at Bet365 the chances are your instincts will be right. Your lucky mug has a crack in the rim but be careful of potatoes over the next seven days.

  Cancer
Cancer June 21 – July 22

Sharing a star sign with Arianna Huffington you have to make sure you’re on top of the latest news this week as information will be best used when fresh. You can trust your luck in love and cards this week but avoid the horses and think very carefully about which teams to back with your money. A stranger will ask you the time but really want something more from you. Do not get arrested for assault. Your lucky beer is Heineken and your lucky colour is auburn.

  Leo
Leo July 23 – August 22

With Kate Bush sharing your sign it could be you reach some Wuthering Heights this week as your luck soars with the birds and everything you touch seems to turn to gold. Don’t annoy a lover with your superiority this week and be careful of green lollipops. If you’re going to place a few bets make sure to back the boys in blue and avoid anything with the number 4 in it. You will be approached by a former colleague; ignore what they have to say. Your lucky wig should be worn at all times and your lucky kitchen appliance is the microwave.

  Virgo
Virgo August 23 – September 22

Adam West, famed for staring at Batman on TV, is also a Virgo and this week will see you wing your way upward as time and time again your luck beats off the aptitude of others. Let the helpful help you and indeed assist those that ask it of you but make sure to mention it when they’re asking too much. Your family will reveal a secret around midweek, try not to over-react. Your lucky footwear are flip flops and you’ve every chance of winning if you bet on politics at Bet365.

  Libra
Libra September 23 – October 22

Jesse Jackson is definitely a Libra too but you can’t count on him coming to march on your behalf this week as you stand up against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. If events seem to have a habit of spiraling out of control just be assured it is not your fault. Avoid pointing out whose fault it actually is, they won’t like it. There will be strange noises on the weekend. Do not investigate them. Your lucky river is the Nile but avoid swimming in it.

  Scorpio
Scorpio October 23 – November 21

Chef Gordon Ramsey is a Scorpio and the fates have something special cooked up for you this week as several birds that have flown the coop come home to roost. Be sure and appreciate the little things and don’t forget to avoid wagering on any team in red. US gambling laws might be behind the times but this week they’ll be keeping you from losing your shirt so remain steady, firm and ready for anything. Your lucky degenerative disease is cancer, your lucky mushroom magic.

  Sagittarius
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21

You have Britney Spears as a fellow Sagittarius and you might well find yourself saying “whoops I did it again” this week as history tends to repeat itself. Be sure to apologize to all those concerned and if you like to bet on sports in the US don’t forget to back your Super Bowl favorite because the chances are your backing will see them on their way to an easy win. Your lucky fabric is silk and your lucky vehicle is a 1923 Bugatti type 32 (in orange).

  Capricorn
Capricorn December 22 – January 19

Dave Grohl might share your star sign but it’s unlikely he shares your rare luck this week and with every wager you place at Bet365 you can be sure of winning, unless there’s a vowel in the day of the week or the number 11 involved. You will meet someone that instantly takes a shine to you around midweek but by the weekend will seemed to have lost interest. The interest will return, have patience. You should avoid any animal that can bite and your lucky asteroid is 15 Eunomia.

  Aquarius
Aquarius January 20 – February 18

With Ashton Kutcher alongside you as an Aquarius you might think you’re getting punked this week but despite the numerous occasions on which your patience is pushed to the limit be sure to retain your temper. A former lover will reveal something important and you should seek medical attention immediately. Avoid drinking too much this week as it won’t react well with the antibiotics. Your lucky disaster is the Titanic and your lucky flower is the dandelion.

  Pisces
Pisces February 19 – March 20

Laura Prepon might be in the swim with you as a fellow Pisces but you’re unlikely to drown this week as it seems the world is intent on leaving you alone. Use the time to yourself wisely but don’t over think things. If you’re putting some money on the super bowl this week be sure and go with your gut instinct and don’t listen to the advice of friends or family. Your lucky archeological dig is in Israel and your lucky milk is semi-skimmed.